Adam Keys is telling a joke

What will you remember most about this summer?

Rain.  Rain.  Go.  Away.

Springer Spaniel Chosen Best in Show - awesome!  Them's some fine dogs.  I happen to know a couple of the sweetest Springer Spaniels out there.  Buddy and Holly!

If you could make a magic wish for a futuristic gadget or high-tech innovation, what would your item do? 
Submitted by Red Pen.

Hmmm, yes some sort of "laser sword".  It should cut through almost anything, collapse to just the hilt.  Maybe it could make funny little whooshing noises when you wave it around.  The laser should come in different colors: red, green, blue and purple sound good!

I wonder if anyone has thought of something like that?

BarCamp Dallas III, originally uploaded by quadmod.

Look at me, I'm SEXY!

We know you never slack off at work, but if you did, what would you do?

Surf the Wookiepedia.  Or, yeah, read blogs.

Sure, most sequels stink, but what movie really needs a sequel?

A Night at the Roxbury

Okay, we hate to ask, but... over the roll or under the roll?  

Over the roll. Dur.

What is your favorite ring tone?
Submitted by rach. 

I'm particularly envious of Courtney's Late Night with Conan O'Brian ringtone.  Although my Office ringtone ain't too shabby either.  You can get both at NBC's website.

Interestingly, a rough history of my ringtones:

• "Baby Got Back"
• ??? can't remember
  
• The recurring theme from Pictures at an Exhibition; the loud part at the end
• A clip from the oh-so classic Erlang video
• "The Office"

What's your ringtone history?

My porn, originally uploaded by Adam Keys.

Ain't nothing better than ladies and pies.