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    <title>Adam Keys is telling a joke</title>
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    <subtitle>Where good taste goes to die</subtitle>  
    
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        <title>QotD: My Strongest Summer Memory</title>   
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          What will you remember most about this summer?  Rain.  Rain.  Go.  Away.     <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>English Springer Spaniel, for the win!</title>   
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        <published>2007-02-14T13:20:28Z</published>
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    Springer Spaniel Chosen Best in Show - awesome!  Them&#39;s some fine dogs.  I happen to know a couple of the sweetest Springer Spaniels out there.  Buddy and Holly!        <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>QotD: Beam Me Up</title>   
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        <published>2007-01-24T16:17:27Z</published>
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          If you could make a magic wish for a futuristic gadget or high-tech innovation, what would your item do?  Submitted by Red Pen.  Hmmm, yes some sort of &quot;laser sword&quot;.  It should cut through almost anything, collapse to just the hilt.  Maybe it co...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>BarCamp Dallas III</title>   
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        <published>2007-01-22T21:52:11Z</published>
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               BarCamp Dallas III, originally uploaded by quadmod.   Look at me, I&#39;m SEXY!    <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>QotD: I&#39;m Working.  Really.</title>   
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        <published>2007-01-13T02:12:35Z</published>
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          We know you never slack off at work, but if you did, what would you do?  Surf the Wookiepedia.  Or, yeah, read blogs.     <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>QotD: Please Make Another!</title>   
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        <published>2007-01-12T05:44:38Z</published>
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    Sure, most sequels stink, but what movie really needs a sequel?  A little known Will Ferrell sleeper.  Choice quote:  You can&#39;t steal our dreams, because we&#39;re like asleep when we&#39;re having them.    <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>QotD: Over or Under?</title>   
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        <published>2007-01-08T01:52:08Z</published>
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          Okay, we hate to ask, but... over the roll or under the roll?    Over the roll. Dur.    <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>QotD: Give Me A Ring </title>   
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        <published>2007-01-06T20:10:10Z</published>
        <updated>2007-01-06T20:10:53Z</updated>
    
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          What is your favorite ring tone? Submitted by rach.   I&#39;m particularly envious of Courtney&#39;s Late Night with Conan O&#39;Brian ringtone.  Although my Office ringtone ain&#39;t too shabby either.  You can get both at NBC&#39;s website.  Interestingly, a rough...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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    <entry>
        <title>My porn</title>   
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        <published>2007-01-05T02:12:26Z</published>
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               My porn, originally uploaded by Adam Keys.   Ain&#39;t nothing better than ladies and pies.   Plus Picasso&#39;s is the best I&#39;ve found in Dallas.    <p style="clear:both;"> 
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    <entry>
        <title>Shall we duel?</title>   
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        <published>2007-01-03T16:16:06Z</published>
        <updated>2007-01-03T16:16:06Z</updated>
    
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            <name>Adam Keys</name>
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    Totally classy.  The micro-ma-phones caught the chatter that led to this hockey fight.  Allow me to summarize:  Dude: You wanna fight? Other dude: Sure. Dude: Cool.  Good luck.  And then they fight.  If only life were as simple as hockey.    <p style="clear:both;"> 
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