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QotD: My Strongest Summer Memory

nobody@vox.com(Adam Keys) — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 23:06:41 -0700

What will you remember most about this summer?

Rain. Rain. Go. Away.

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English Springer Spaniel, for the win!

nobody@vox.com(Adam Keys) — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 05:20:28 -0800

Springer Spaniel Chosen Best in Show - awesome! Them's some fine dogs. I happen to know a couple of the sweetest Springer Spaniels out there. Buddy and Holly!

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QotD: Beam Me Up

nobody@vox.com(Adam Keys) — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:17:27 -0800

If you could make a magic wish for a futuristic gadget or high-tech innovation, what would your item do?
Submitted by Red Pen.

Hmmm, yes some sort of "laser sword". It should cut through almost anything, collapse to just the hilt. Maybe it could make funny little whooshing noises when you wave it around. The laser should come in different colors: red, green, blue and purple sound good!

I wonder if anyone has thought of something like that?

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BarCamp Dallas III

nobody@vox.com(Adam Keys) — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 13:52:11 -0800

BarCamp Dallas III, originally uploaded by quadmod.

Look at me, I'm SEXY!

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QotD: I'm Working. Really.

nobody@vox.com(Adam Keys) — Fri, 12 Jan 2007 18:12:35 -0800

We know you never slack off at work, but if you did, what would you do?

Surf the Wookiepedia. Or, yeah, read blogs.

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QotD: Please Make Another!

nobody@vox.com(Adam Keys) — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 21:44:38 -0800

Sure, most sequels stink, but what movie really needs a sequel?

A Night at the Roxbury

A little known Will Ferrell sleeper. Choice quote:

You can't steal our dreams, because we're like asleep when we're having them.

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QotD: Over or Under?

nobody@vox.com(Adam Keys) — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 17:52:08 -0800

Okay, we hate to ask, but... over the roll or under the roll?

Over the roll. Dur.

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QotD: Give Me A Ring

nobody@vox.com(Adam Keys) — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 12:10:10 -0800

What is your favorite ring tone?
Submitted by rach.

I'm particularly envious of Courtney's Late Night with Conan O'Brian ringtone. Although my Office ringtone ain't too shabby either. You can get both at NBC's website.

Interestingly, a rough history of my ringtones:

"Baby Got Back"
??? can't remember
The recurring theme from Pictures at an Exhibition; the loud part at the end
A clip from the oh-so classic Erlang video
"The Office"

What's your ringtone history?

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My porn

nobody@vox.com(Adam Keys) — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 18:12:26 -0800

My porn, originally uploaded by Adam Keys.

Ain't nothing better than ladies and pies.

Plus Picasso's is the best I've found in Dallas.

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Shall we duel?

nobody@vox.com(Adam Keys) — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 08:16:06 -0800

LARAQUE VS IVANANS 11/30

Totally classy. The micro-ma-phones caught the chatter that led to this hockey fight. Allow me to summarize:

Dude: You wanna fight?
Other dude: Sure.
Dude: Cool. Good luck.

And then they fight. If only life were as simple as hockey.

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